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The Snake and the Bunny

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 12:20:00 +0000

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny
and an orphaned snake.

By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny
was hopping through the forest,and the snake was slithering through the
forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This,of
course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny,

"I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since
birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan,I
don't even know what I am."

It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I too
have been blind since birth,and also never knew my mother. Tell you what,
maybe I could slither all over you , and work out what you are so at
least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have
really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony
tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth
and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

I'd say you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in
senior management."

More Funnies!

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 12:22:00 +0000

Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 12:17:00 +0000

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

I'm Still Here!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 12:16:00 +0000

Smile

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 12:12:00 +0000

Look into my eyes, Look into my eyes!!

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 12:10:00 +0000

Only In Japan

noreply@blogger.com (Simon) — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 12:03:00 +0000